- Steven, a younger man (in his 20s, maybe 30s, it's really hard to tell with people here) has mentioned, at various times, the following: "I got married because I thought that's what people did when they got to my age. I didn't realize they had a choice! So now I tell single people: DON'T GET MARRIED!"
- Isabel, a very sweet, older woman with a contagious laugh, once mentioned this when we were discussing physical appearances: "Both of my daughters had plastic surgery. They used to be ugly, and now they're both so-so."
Potter (at the beginning of class): "Teach-ah, Mist-ah Bean please."
Me: "Potter, we can't watch Mr. Bean every day."
Potter: "Ah, teach-ah, every day Potter want Mist-ah Bean and every day teach-ah nooooo."
At this point, he covered his head with his jacket and leaned helplessly back into his chair. Poor little
Don't get me wrong, I have plenty challenging moments here, but I love gems like these.